Alizdur Shoe

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

(via homeworkmyass)

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

(via orgasmic-humor)

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

(via the-goat-that-rocked)

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

(via thathilariousasian)

amoying:

amoying:

what kind of shoe is the most fit to be a spy?

a sneaker

(via jesussbabymomma)